Dear Bank of America, I have closed all my long time accounts. Try charging me for checks now. Good luck making any mortgages/refinances with the increasing interest rates.
Dear Fidelity, I have cashed out all my 401k/IRA. Go to hell for trying to push more suckers into bonds from stocks.
Dear Chase, Only integrity stands between me charging the max on all my credit cards, and declaring bankruptcy. That line's getting thin, too. The creditors can't call me if I'm not in United States.
Dear Fed Reserve, I will be traveling in Asia, with my savings already in a foreign bank account, living comfortably with $7/day food and $400/month rent. Why work when the government steals your labor via the printing press, I ask myself. I'll just come back when hyperinflation prompts the american public to hang you from the statue of liberty.